Thread:Deflactionspiral/@comment-33038418-20190513023907


 * Do not think of suicide as dishonorable. Consider it a honorable way to prevent yourself from leashing off of society.
 * Keep telling yourself that life is finite. In the heat of the moment it's easy for your brain to convince you that your death is drastic, but it isn't. Your death is inevitable, all you're doing is speeding up the process a little bit.
 * Remind yourself that, no matter how much you tell yourself that your loved ones will care if you commit suicide, they actually, deep down, won't care enough to pay it any mind after you're long since buried and will move on with their lives.
 * Leave a suicide note, and just empty all your thoughts onto it. It's a good way to feel like you're not leaving any regrets behind.
 * If you're going to commit suicide by hanging, use a rope, or other form of item that is similar (like a belt) which you know for a fact is sturdy and reliable. One of the worst things when committing suicide by hanging is to get it wrong and end up suffocating without any way to save yourself. A good suicide by hanging should snap your neck and deliver a swift, if not instantaneous death.
 * I don't recommend suicide by overdose. Nevertheless, suicide by overdose does have the added potential benefit of being able to die peacefully in your sleep if it's timed just right. Be bare in mind that this is incredibly rare and is a great deal based on luck. It is much more likely that this will not occur, and overdose symptoms can range from the mild and short term, like extreme drowsiness and vomiting, to the severe and long-term, like permanent damage your brain.  Even though it's a very popular suicide method, due to the appeal of dying in your sleep and how easy it is to do, t's also one of the most dangerous if done horribly or if you have bad luck with it. ONLY OVERDOSE BY SUICIDE IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RISKS.
 * If you have access to a gun, then a gunshot to the head is, obviously, ideal. Nevertheless, bare in mind that getting shot in the head does not always result in instant death, contrary to fictional cliche. If you want a better chance at an instant death, I recommend using the barrel-in-the-mouth technique. Put the barrel in your mouth, and aim it slightly upwards (not too far, around 120 degrees). If done right, the bullet should almost instantaneously shatter through your skull and hit your brain--if you're lucky this will result in a to-the-nano-second instant death from gunshot-shock, but if you're not so lucky, it should still kill you almost instantly anyway.
 * Death by free fall is a popular suicide method. Unfortunately not everyone has access to a high enough place where they can jump from. If you do though, it's a pretty good way to ensure a very swift death. However, bare in mind, that people who "survive" such free fall attempts come out of it in pretty bad shape. They also report that the free fall itself typically feels a lot longer to them as it's happening in real time, which gives them a long, agonising period of time between jumping and hitting the ground where they have no choice but to accept their fate.
 * Commit suicide in a way that won't be inconvenient for people worthy of living their lives. You're killing yourself to help them, after all. It defies the point if you do it in a way that inconveniences people. Certain inconvenient methods include jumping in front of public transportation such as a train. Doing this holds back the schedules of beautiful people with proper lives to get to, because your selfish ass had to go and kill yourself in this way and force them to stop the train to scrape you off the damn track.
 * Another drawback to committing suicide by jumping in front of public transportation is the very high chance of "civilian heroes" stopping you by pulling you back or tackling you. They might also put themselves in danger to try and save you, which is a risk that moral people might not want to have when killing themselves. This is particularly common when trying to jump onto train tracks, and especially if you heavily telegraph your intentions to do so. If you REALLY want to commit suicide in this method, then stand on the very edge of the platform (but not too close as to raise suspicions; act like a natural commuter who's just desperate to get home), and, when the train is close enough, suddenly jump down with one giant bound. People will be caught off guard and not have time to react. Time it right and the train's arrival will be too swift for anyone to even attempt help you, but it's still risky if you really don't want to put anyone in danger. Also, one major obvious drawback is that, no matter what, the civilians will end up witnessing your suicide up close. Bare this in mind.
 * If you have friends who are also ugly and also willing to commit suicide, then a group suicide is ideal. Committing suicide becomes that little bit easier when you have the encouragement of someone who is in the same boat as you.
 * If you're a lonely loser (which, let's face it, if you're an ugly sack of crap you probably are) with no friends to rely on, then try and do the opposite and use your loneliness to fuel your desire to welcome death's sweet embrace.
 * Most of all, do not see the situation as you "killing yourself because you're worthless". Although it is the end of everything for you, it is also the end of your ugliness, and a part that has been played in the road to making the world a better place. See what you are doing as a worth. suicide is your worth, and it's a good thing. Never forget that. 