User blog:Idol Heroine Champion/Moar Funny Stuff

('cause why not?)

(Nico and Maki look at Ruby)

Nico: She's cute!

Maki: Cute? She is a serious threat to us.

Nico: She's just a baby! Hi baby!

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(Umi, Maki, and Eli together)

Umi: Well, that isn't nice

Maki: Bruh, shut the heeeeeeeeeck up

Umi: You shut the heeeeeeeeck up

Maki: (pushes Umi) No, you shut the heeeeeeeeck up

Eli: You can both go and shut up

Maki: I'm not talking to you Eli!

Nico: (appears out of nowhere) Rainbow! (throws up rainbow) BLEEEEEEH!

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(Nozomi, a random horse, and Dia together)

Random Horse: Dia!

Dia: What?

Nozomi: Horses never wear clothes

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(Eli randomly dances to Luka Luka Night Fever)

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(Honoka and Kira together)

Honoka: There's something on your face (punches her face) IT WAS PAIN!

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(Dia and Yoshiko together)

Dia: Did you just summon a whole bunch of monsters?

Yoshiko" Yeah so?

Dia: That's against the rules

Yoshiko: Scr*w the rules! I am blue!

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(Nico sitting alone)

Nico: Oh my gosh, you know what I need? A random party!

(People appear out of nowhere and dance)

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(Nico's head turns)

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(Nico and Maki together)

Maki: I don't care how delicous they are! They threaten us! There's only one thing we can do!

Nico: We're gonna make sandwiches (3x)

Maki: No! Never mention sandwiches again!

Nico: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(Mari reads a book with dramatic music playing in the background)

Mari: I found the-

Hanamaru: (appears out of nowhere) DOCTER OCTONNOMAPUS (shoots laser from mouth)

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Ruby: MY HAIR IS PINK! IT'S PINK!

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Mari: MEH ARMS ARE NOODLES!

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(Hanamaru randomly standing alone)

Hanamaru: O-Onii-chan

(Another Hanamaru appears out of nowhere)

2nd Hanamaru: DOCTER OCTONOMAPUS! (shoots laser from mouth)

(Everyone in Aqours is sitting together)

Dia: So Mari-

Hanamaru: (makes fart noise)

Dia: Hanamaru, let me spend time with Mari

Hanamaru: (fart noise)

Dia: And you can stop making that noise everytime I say Mari

Hanamaru: (fart noise)

You: Maaaariiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hanamaru: (long fart noise)

Riko: Maaaarrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hanamaru: (longer fart noise)

Chika: Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari!

Hanamaru: (makes fart noise five times)

Kanan: (whispers) Mari

Hanamaru: (silent fart noise)

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Maki: Uh oh! Is it what I think it is?

Kotori: Diaherraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Hanamaru: Now you're going to get it Ruby! You and me! Come on! Fight me!

Ruby: (boops her nose) Boop!

Hanamaru: (rolls around crying)

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Maki: Rin, self destruct!

Rin: YAY! FINALLY! (explodes)

(Da end)