User blog:Idol Heroine Champion/asdfmovie (Love Live! Edition)

Ruby: (giggling)

(Dia pretends to take her nose)

Dia: Got your nose!

Ruby: (giggling continues)

Kanan: Look out! She's got a nose!

(Kanan fires her gun)

(intro)

(static)

Hanayo: You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill me! (Rin backs away)

Hanayo: Please don't hurt me...

Tie: (laughing for justice)

(static)

Rin: Hello, parking meter.

Parking meter: Hello!

(Rin surprised up)

(static)

Hanamaru: Hey, hey Ruby, hey, smell my flower.

(Ruby smells her flower) Mmm.

(Random monster coming out of Hanamaru's flower)

Ruby: Lol!

(static)

(Eli pressing pointless button)

(paused)

Eli: Hm.

(static)

Nozomi: Hey man.

(another person punching her)

Nozomi: Aw! What the h*ll is wrong with you?!?!

Level up!

(static)

Eli: Somebody help me! I'm being robbed!

Hanayo: I'll save you! Tree powers activate!

(Hanayo turning into a tree)

(static)

Chika: Die, potato!

Potato: Nooooooooooooo-

(Chika steps on the potato)

(static)

Nico: Mmmm! Yum!

(Nico cuts the cake)

Cake: AAAAHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!

Nico: Noooooooo!

Cake: AAAHH! THE PAIN! IT'S UNBEARABLE!

Nico: What have I done?!

Cake: Ahh! TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!

Cupcakes: Daddy!

(cake falling on the side of the tavle)

Nico: Noooooooo-

Cupcakes: -ooooooooo

(cake drops on the floor)

(ending credits play)

Kira: Hey! You know who's gay? YOU!

(Honoka stabs Kira)

Kira: Aw, COME ON!

(credits continue)

(THE END!)