Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24187738-20151214152123/@comment-26571671-20151224145946

How has Love Live! changed my life, you ask. Well, it's only natural my cute little demon fans would be interested! But you are wrong. Love Live! didn't just change my life.

It changed the fate of the universe, across all possible parallel dimensions!

Two years ago, there was an awakening.

It all began on a school trip to the neighbouring prefecture. On what seemed like an innocent, run-of-the-mill middle-school trip, I managed to get caught in a storm on my way to school, slip and break my ankle, and fall into a pile of dog poop.

That was when I realised it. Such fate, same as that which has dogged me for my entire life, could not possibly be natural!

I was cursed.

The gods, jealous of my sheer talent and beauty, had cast me from the heavens and jinxed me with bad luck for all of eternity. But I refused to resign myself to such a destiny, and resolved to change it all with my own hands, with determination. If the gods would make a pariah out of me, then this world did not need such cruel gods.

I would replace the old gods, and become the sole god of the new world I would create!

But in order to do that, I required power. Power and influence, which I did not possess.

Yet.

Upon delving into the deep recesses of the internet, I found my prophets. They were the ones who would carry my message forth, and convince the dim-witted masses to yield to my power.

They were... school idols.

Individuals blessed with beauty and talent almost comparable to my own, except they were mere mortals. Yet, their unique position amongst the human population allowed them to hold influence upon the weak minds of the flocks of sheep.

But to convince them to aid me, I needed to be their ruler. And that was when I realised my mission: I had to become the top school idol in this world.

Even now I am secretly working towards this end, aided by the unwitting fools who believe my goals align with theirs. But when we finally reach the position of victors of Love Live!, there shall be a reckoning. Kyahaha!♡

Love Live! changed the very workings of the universe, allowing power over the human masses to be concentrated into the hands of a select few. And with this, I will begin my quest to control the populace. Someday, I will have my revenge against the gods.

The day of vengeance for the betrayed draws near.